The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom June 07, 2018

Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.

We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.

by GOC_Memes February 18, 2024

cyber-jihad

What the ISIS organ commits online, it is very sigma, ussualy terorism

Bro we typed cybe-jihad on that paper.
Teacher: Cyber-jihad is my favorite

(She doesn't know)

by Muhammad sigma November 20, 2023

Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 11, 2021

Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.

Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"

by Inwestphilyborn September 29, 2016

jihad-teppo

Jihad-Teppo is an form of music. It is a mix between American Hip-Hop and Rap.

I am listening to this Jihad-Teppo song.

by Lil'BrnDMG July 16, 2018

jihad coffee

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee

boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure

by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022