Jew

Someone with an identity crisis, someone who pretends to get his or her way. Someone who steals, cheats, plays victim and blames and tries to control others.

Look at that Jew, he's totally acting like one, and I don't think he wants us to know about it.

by realspoke January 9, 2019

jewness

How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.

Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.

by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008

Jew

Sam Light

That damn sam light. What a jew.

by SWAGGAMASTERBIYOTCH October 15, 2011

Jew

Nobody likes them, they only care about money

You're such a jew, all you care about is money!

by Repsak13 May 17, 2022

Jew

Something u call someone that is annoying on Xbox live or if some ones is acting autistic.

Bob - The sky is blue because of how special I am!
Aiden - Your a Jew

by Heeeeeeees March 20, 2019

Jew

"People", a group of which needs to be oppressed

I fucking hate the jews

by Bume April 26, 2022

Jew

A jew is someone who's foreskin was stolen at an early age

I had seggs with a jew

by Cockbsmol February 14, 2022