Jessica 

A pretty girl with a butt that’s almost as big are her personality. This is a woman that most guys can’t handle. They see her face and then her perfect teeth and don’t know how to handle it.

Guy 1: Damn, you see Jessica today?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.

Jessica by CollegeBoy1 October 15, 2021

Jessica 

a short girl who loves to take it hard.

Zak - wow Jessica can take it hard!

Jessica by smerandomguy November 23, 2021

Jessica 

Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4

Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!

Jessica by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021

Jessica 

A girl who is very beautiful, but wont stop hurting you with nasty comments.

Damn, Jessica is hot, but she's such an asshole.

Jessica by Joshiscool69420 January 26, 2022

Jessica 

A girl who lights lots of stuff on fire. She's hot and beautiful but when you get on her nerves, you better watch out. She's a firecracker. Sweet, and smiley until you push her buttons. She is very intelligent, and often very horny. If you want her, tell her. She'll eat you up. Literally.

Jessica smiled sweetly at the girl across the room and pulled the trigger.

Jessica by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022

Jessica 

A beacon of negativity.

Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.

Jessica by Yellow1234 September 23, 2022

Jessica 

Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.

Jessica, where are you going?
Did you use your clarity, Jessica?

Jessica by absenceofcolor February 7, 2023