jeramiah

very short mild manered hobbit with a giant face mole no hair on head(both) tiny penis giant bush likes pall mall menthols and apple juice

i am not a jeramiah.

by whitehammer69 May 27, 2014

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Jeremiah

Jeremiah is someone who you can trust at the beginning, but slowly shows his true colors as you guys start dating. At first, he was such a sweet person... Always texting first with the good morning and goodnight texts, always calling or face timing you every morning and night, giving you surprises all the time with candy and kisses, saying how much he cared about you, always holding your hand or goes out of his way to make you feel like a queen. It's all a dream that you found a someone who is amazing until you start dating him when all of a sudden he doesn't do half the things he did while you guys were talking. Then he starts lying to you and will not tell you the truth until you have to confront him yourself when one of your friends texted you. Then he lies about being with his sick grandma when he's actually hooking up with another girl.... The lies don't ever stop. If you know a jeremiah, then never trust him...

Jeremiah: Hey, so my friend asked me to bring someone to the drive-in but since you're not here I'll just stay home.
Alexia: Hey, Dang... I wish I was home because that would be so much fun!
Jeremiah: Yeah!! Miss you
Erin: \Hey girl, Jeremiah just texted me and asked me to go to the drive in movie with him...
Alexia: WHAT!!!?? Thank you for telling me girl!
Erin: OFC Girl.
Alexia: So you texted Erin, asking her to go to the drive in movie when you said that you weren't going because i wasn't home?
Jeremiah:Yes, I did and I texted 4 other girls but that's it.... I haven't seen her in a long time
Alexia: 4 GIRLS? So you lied to me and said you weren't going, then i get a text from erin saying you texted her and then you tell me you asked 4 other girls
Jeremiah: I'm sorry
Alexia: BLOCKED

by DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY!! October 1, 2020

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Jeremiah is the most unwanted person in this world, no one wants to be around him, he is heartless, and most people women try to avoid him.In conclusion he is a horrible person no likes.

Jeremiah: Hey!
Cason: Is that Jeremiah EWWWW.
Daylin: Yeah he such a horrible person.

by Thatoneguy670676 June 6, 2018

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Jerimiyah is a strong unique male name, Jerimiyah is a exalted person.

Any male named "Jerimiyah" is known for many talents. Jerimiyah is a nice person until you get on the wrong side. Don't believe me test them.

Jerimiyah is the smartest student in this grade.

by IG bait.ib December 11, 2017

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