Jamaican patty

Flake pastry usually filled with spiced beef. Variations include vegetable, chicken, and pork. Known to be great stoner food aswell.

Me: i'd really like a Jamaican patty right now

by well shiet son July 18, 2013

jamaican scrub

A person usually Jamaican who is works for cheap money because they aren't qualified for anything

I'm low on money find me a Jamaican scrub to fix my sink

by Hit da quan January 28, 2016

jamaican bitchslap

The jamaican art of licking the back of your hand and winding up with a full body backhand to your targets face.

I did a superman over the pool table and I shorted it, however upon rising I delivered a jamaican bitchslap sending him flying into the wall.

by Auch07 December 16, 2007

javascript

Programming Language, written to sit on a web server but be run on an unknown web *client*. Hence it often doesn't.

If people start writing it to meet w3c standards, and browsers contimue to try to implement w3c standards, there may be some hope for it in the distant future.

JavaScript error #2345432, Object expected. Do you wish to debug?

by nit-pick February 9, 2004

Dirty Jamaica

Puking on someone's genitals because he pushes your head down while you're giving him oral.
It tends to happen when drunk chicks with weak gag reflexes are man handled by guys who don't understand head etiquette.

"Oh man, he wouldn't stop pushing my face down so it was Dirty Jamaica all over again."

by MadMadamMim February 27, 2009

See how the Jamaican pizza steals

To play an familiar game or run a familiar scam in a new location or environment

"These bettys in Kansas City are staring to bore me; I'mna head over to St. Louis, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."; "Heard they had warrant for me on the South Side; I'm breaking Northend, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."

by Guffy the WB December 20, 2008

Jamaican Javelin

First, a girl has to be on the opposite side of the room that you are. Then you tell her to drop to her knees, facing you, and open her mouth as wide as possible, thus creating a bigger target. Next, you have to take the biggest/longest shit possible into the palm of your hand. After you have done that, you wind up, and take one step foward to create momentum. Finally you javelin your shit into the girl's mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend's mouth still smells like my shit from that Jamaican Javelin i gave her last night.

by squoltz June 13, 2009