Jasper

Jasper is a man's name but when you meet a girl named Jasper, don't pass-up on her. She's loud, but a good type of loud. Funny, outgoing, honest and has a great smile. Female Jaspers' are unique and are great to be around.

They're a great friend, and they make a great girlfriend.

Jaspers' are easy to fall for, and once you do, there is no way to lose your feelings for her.

Jaspers' can be cruel when need-be, and they're good with manipulation.

"Who's that girl?"
"Jasper."
"Why is she so obnoxious?"
"Because she's a female Jasper. She's great, huh?"

by jeff strongman April 13, 2014

Jasper

slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.

Yo man, pass me another Jasper.

Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?

by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010

Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

Japrah

Most amazing name ever, Sometimes refferd to as the king of everything.

Japrah, Man, Are you the kid Japrah or something.

by crazyfrog April 18, 2008

jaspin'

To Jasp: the act of poking/stroking/fondling near or around an unwilling bunghole. Usually occurs during movies; darkness provides the perfect atmosphere for a Jaspist to strike.

Gay Man 1: What's the matter? You're lookin kinda down
Gay Man 2: I did something wrong...
Gay Man 1: Have you been jaspin' again?
Gay Man 2: I jasped my little brother... again.

by ivebeenjasped February 12, 2010

jasper

biggest local druggo you'll come across. you'll most likely find him in his shed chill bangin with dad playing fortnite. he's also an alright sk8er boi. he's also funny and has a ballsack haircut

person 1 : whose that stoner ?
person 2 : oh that's just jasper

by wearsunscreenkids October 22, 2019

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011