Tall, slightly chunky man with dark facial hair. Loves Black T-shirts and his sexy girlfriend. He has a fetish with boobs. His popsicle is slight smaller than normal. He never rejects you when you ask for a ride in his man van. He's a sweet and loving boyfriend but makes mistakes and doesnt really understand the female type. He has kind of a numb personality but is extremely loyal..... I mean REALLY LOYAL. He will be whatever you want hime to be. He is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, and my slave. He also enjoys blowing on lucy, his trombone....:D
by Ned Bluska October 30, 2010
Get the Jaredmug. by ArttRarr October 16, 2008
Get the Jaredmug. The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
God let me fuck Jared
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018
Get the jaredmug. Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.
by From the best December 27, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is
by Frank certain April 20, 2018
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