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Janky Xiong 

Janky Xiongs Are low class and generally Asian names; The people with this name are usually anti social but when you get to know them they are pretty cool. Although they have unusually small penis they are a lady magnet !
Girl 1: What do you think of that knew kid Janky Xiong?
Girl 2: Bro i heard he sucks in bed but I still want to date him!
Janky Xiong by Vlad aka God December 7, 2018
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Janky Turd 

A term used by lame asses on BMX Museum to describe something shitty. Some dumb troll used it once and a bunch of guys picked up on it and use it to death.
Hey man, did you see that janky turd of a janky turd?
Janky Turd by Brak_Spaceman June 27, 2012
A head or face that looks like it stinks like shit.
Muzz: oi croey i reckon you try smoke that bird in the pink dress by the bar.

Crofish: fuck that bro, I wouldnt fuck her with Abo's dick, did you see her face, thats one Janky Lid!
Janky Lid by CFR January 17, 2011

Janky Dingus

A phrase coined by Danny to describe Abe and Ben.
Hey you janky dingus, that's not how you play fire jenga!
Janky Dingus by wrenchturner September 22, 2020

Janky Twat 

Derived from the separate terms: Jank and Twat
A messed up bitch
Typically used to describe in a criticizing way or to insult.

see also: Manky Bitch
Mimi is a real janky twat. She is a real manky bitch
Janky Twat by MBB<3 February 8, 2010

Janky-Toast 

To have the appearance of absolute chaos and lack of control but it all works out.
Every time he approaches a gate, I'm like 'nope', but then he gets his Janky-Toast going and threads the needle.
Janky-Toast by FunkMasterFoo July 13, 2017

Janky Mcjankerson

Janky Mcjankerson is the proper name you give to any individual who displays any type of janky behavior giving one a proper title as to be a little bit more higher class than the rest of the janky population
It looks like old Janky Mcjankerson is at it again looks like he got a shopping cart full extra janky shit today .