Jabulani

A word that can be used as the best insult ever for 2 reasons: 1. to confuse the victim (i'm a jabu-whaaat?!) and 2. because it's a great word to say.

Also can be used as a substitute for most vulgarities.

Chelsea: should've heard what he said to me!
Holly: Bloody hell what a jabulani!

Holly: hey you had a good day?
Chelsea: nah it's been abit of a jabulani if i'm honest.

Holly: i nearly got with Nick again last night!
Chelsea: ergh hope you didn't, he's a right jabulani.

by DontSpeakAmericano July 19, 2010

Jabulani

To Jabulani someone, is to make them look completely useless as they misjudge the flight of Adidas' almost spherical 'Jabulani' football.

- Eiji Kawashima; "I have just been Jabulanid by Wesley Sneijder!"

- "I'm going to Jabulani you with this free-kick!"

- Prince Harry; "One Jabulanis one's dear brother frequently!"

- "World Cup goalkeepers are in constant fear of being Jabulanid."

by Bobby the Hayemaker June 21, 2010

Jamba Juice

A refreshingly tasty place where all sorts of tropical to native fruits are blended to create the best tasting smoothies and shakes. Jamba Juice dates back in the 1960's when a man tried blending an assortment of fruits. During the process, he cut himself and yelled 'Jamba!'. But when customers tasted his new creation, it become a legend, known as Jamba Juice!

WARNING: Drinks may be so good that you will glup them down in minutes, but watch out for brain-freeze!

Jamba Juice is tasty!
Jamba Juice has many varieties!

by Sact and Alex July 11, 2004

Jambura Factory

A very unique career path for those who really love grapefruits and aren't afraid to chase after their dreams. What first started off as a small classroom joke is now one of the biggest industries in this world. (sources agree) Jamburas of all sizes is welcome in this beautiful journey of life.

"shut up you actually got a job in the jambura factory..you lucky bitch"

by uwulover123 November 19, 2018

jambulance

n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.

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Pile everything into the jambulance and we are away!

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

Jambaguette

A Baguette with jam on it

"man this Jambaguette is great"

by liam yates December 4, 2007

jambles

A collective, idiomtaic term describing all of the male external sexual organs, e.g. the penis, with its accompanying scrotum

The bottle-rocket war ended abruptly after Ricky was shot in the jambles.

by Jambliss January 11, 2009