Jakob

He's the biggest faggot you will ever meet.

A true Jakob

Such a true Jakob he been sucking all that dick.

by The Nazi Syndrome April 11, 2020

Jakob

The definision of a gaybo. He is rare because his parents decided to spell his name rlly weird. Jakobs usually are extremely dumb but manage to pull it off. Jakobs are also prone to getting aids. BUTTT jakobs are also rlly cool people and are kinda nice, but sometimes they call u gay and u gotta deal with it. Do yourslef a favour and dont be a Jakob. JAKOBS ALSO LOVE TO RAPE so be carefull when approaching as they may be tempted to stick it in ya. Just state the following if this does occur - NO MEANS NO - the jakob will then get startled but rape u anyway cause he a dog, BARK.

Chick - I SAID NO JAKOB
Jakob - JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS DONT MEAN YOULL GET IT, MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH

by jakobsgayerthenaids December 20, 2018

Jakob

Comes from the Latin term, idiot. Usually people with this name have extremely large pussies.

Don't rub your pussy on the window, you fucking Jakob.

by DaleDud February 14, 2017

jakob

a peice of shit who brings you food in school so he can feel part normal aka food genie

yo money you are such a jakob

by hoodedliability November 5, 2008

Jakob

A homosexual

Jakob May be a homosexual or gay

by Peaches stds July 5, 2019

Jakob

The gay version of Jacob and usually a snitch.

Me when I pop a bag of chips open at lunch: Jakob did it!
Tracker: JAKOB PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!

by Fiire boy November 11, 2019

Jakob

An Idiotic Ugly Freak Whom Follows You As If You Were Friends!

you're such a jakob m8

by Tokyo_Assassin November 16, 2016