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Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank
Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed
by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009
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fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.
1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.
by Duster929 January 31, 2006
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jerk jacket

A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.

Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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Kenora Dinner Jacket

A wool reversible jacket, with red plaid on one side, and hunter’s orange on the other.
Look at this hoser wearing his kenora dinner jacket, must be a formal out on sabasquaw
by Therealrothman March 20, 2019
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Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.
She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.
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Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay
i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."
by twoods1 February 26, 2008
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jackess

Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.
"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."
by PirateP June 15, 2017
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