jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

by NotASock March 26, 2010

bo jack off

Getting a handy J from a baby girl while watching "Bojack Horseman"

Uncle perry likes good ole fashion bo jack off from good ole babygirls

by Uncle_Perry12 May 16, 2017

mental jack-off

When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.

The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off

by your motha ven November 7, 2013

Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

Jack the Rip-Off

1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.

My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.

by Darnie April 3, 2003

Jack Off Jill

female rock band. Known for their onstage antics and Jessickas sweet voice to screaming.
I wouldnt call them a goth band but they were well known in that scene and underground.
Also part of the 90s riot grrrl, but didnt really break through.
They have a demo record and only had 2 studio albums and one wicked video for the song My Cat.

jack off jill rules.

ps ; i keep hearing people say they sung i touch myself and did a song called our town with korn. Both of those false "facts" Thank god cause Korn suck.

by poisoncandy July 8, 2006

Jack Off Jill

One f'in amazing girl band! I dunno what they would come under really.. they're like.. goth.. but not... I dunno, don't care either really, as long as it's not townie music I'm fine! Jessika is one amazing woman too.. she also sings in Scarling which are kool too!

*She said kill me faster, with strawberry gashes all over, all over*- Strawberry Gashes- Jack Off Jill- One damn kool song!

by RaNdOmAnGeL December 23, 2003