Izzy
A girl who is an absolute slut with a big ass and won't be afraid to show her tits but is very beautiful and nice on the inside.
Izzy by Bob te dude November 29, 2016
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Before consumating a sexual act a person defined as an Izzy would say certain things like "Scuse me while I whip this out" and "That's what she said" and "Papa Cock" to see if his/her partner would be turned on. In the abscence of desire they would then do an amazingly complicated - for some people - mating dance that looked like a more fun hip version of getting your ass spanked. If that also failed they would then do the "Shake Your Finger Dance" and when no results came from that then they would read embarassing lesbian erotica and then question the meaning of a Labia therefore killing the sexual mood of the erotic literature. In the very last attempt of "getting it on" they would tell their partner that they "Don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock" In the end no sex will be had by anyone and the person defined as an Izzy would go home and take off their pants and sit and read a romance novel and talk about hot Walmart Guy with her best friend who also happens to be a complete loser.
"Oh man, I became an Izzy last night! I was singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to one of my friends and then she chimed in! Never felt like more of a loser or Fuckface."
Izzy by Kate the Great go Masterbate! July 5, 2009
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Izzy by thatgirlwithtoomuchswag January 7, 2014
Izzy
A person who is tall, lean, and slender. They are most likely from New York, or have a relative who lives there. People mistake them for old rabbis, but in reality they are just people who love to caress pears and other fruit. They like coffee cakes, even when they hate coffee
Izzy by theonewhoknowsandhaspie September 24, 2011
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A really nice girl, always cares about peoples feelings but if she doesnt likr them then she will bitch about them, even to their face. If you ever meet an izzy, keep hold of her because you will never meet anyone anything like her. She is gorgeous but doesnt know it and she is amazing at singing but doesnt believe it
Izzy by Ugh uh ugh January 1, 2018
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Izzy: despite the fact that she is VERY sarcastic, she’s down to earth, funny, and the best friend anyone could ask for. Besides the sappy things I just wrote, she will not hesitate to kick your *ss if you mess with her or her friends. Besides that she is VERY passive aggressive and weirdly soft when people are hurt.
Izzy by Izski.6025 June 5, 2018