Italian Beaver

When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.

John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."

by Elephantiono June 17, 2016

Italian rocket

When you tuck your ballsack into your asshole and crush them as you ejaculate to blow your load faster

"I was sitting at home bored so i gave myself an italian rocket"

by Rakesh-hakeem allasah October 7, 2016

italianissimismo

The philosophy of being as Italian as possible; always respond to any given situation by asking what would be the most Italian way to react, utterly confusing to non-Italians.

Renzi resigns, there is no government, and the election law hasn't been decided on how to hold an election to replace it.

Europeans: Italy is in total chaos!

Italianissimismo proponents: How is this different from any other day? Does anyone know what the soccer scores are?

by italolitaliano December 9, 2016

itama

An Itama is someone who is surrounded with great friends. Girls are attracted to an Itama, as he is smart, athletic, doesn't argue, and plain out cool. Everyone talks about an Itama, and if you are an Itama, you are very popular.

Bro, have you seen that guy?! He's the biggest Itama I've ever seen!

by bitchdickhole May 11, 2018

Italian Marching band

Italian marching band

It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.

Pedestrian: what’s that noice?
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.

*Several miles away*

Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here

Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

italian medallion

When your girlfriend is riding your face and she slides back too far causing her ass cheeks to spread open and asshole to leave a brown stained stamp on your chest resembling a gold medallion.

Hey Levi did you get a new piece for your necklace. Nah Joseph, my lady gave me the ol' Italian Medallion.

by I Am The Ferrett February 18, 2019

Italian pinch

A larger size pinch of seasoning. May equate to 2 regular size pinches.

When feeding the fish, use an Italian pinch of pellets.

by JenJen278448 August 26, 2019