I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

fuck me I am famous

Used by David Getta in his album of the same name, also used as fmiamf

Please fuck me I am famous because I am a youtuber

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

that fucking bird that i hate.

THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e

dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT

by superdupersquid December 9, 2024

I Fucked Ironwoods Wife Lel UwU

*Derived from: Democracy Montage

Qrows bromance fights with Ironwood

I fucked Ironwoods Wife lel uwu. Qrow and Ironwood Porno.

by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

I fuck with

It means that you like it and vibe with it. It’s to show how you vibe with something a lot.

“Do you like hello kitty?”
“Hell yeah! I fuck with hello kitty”

by Itsdaspoonman October 16, 2022