Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job

Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night

by nayfo7 May 12, 2020

Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013

its a floater

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh

Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

FLOATER

A piece of poop that has a light buoyancy and floats in the toilet water before it is flushed.

Someone didnt flush there shit and left a floater in the toilet.

by Bigoletitays November 6, 2020

Floater

When a right jammy cunt gets three flushes in three hands by typing rosebud;!;!;!;!;!

James Is a fuckin' floater

by PDizzler159 January 15, 2021

Dean Floater

The Dean Floater is a rare phenomenon. It occurs when an individual known as “Dean” successfully hits a basketball floater.

The move itself isn’t what makes it special, its toughness comes from who does it. When a “Dean” pulls off a tough or impressive play, it’s dubbed a Dean Floater.

The Dean Floater is a rare and almost extinct phenomenon in basketball.

He just hit the Nick "Dean Floater"

by Leonardo da Smegma October 29, 2025