mc fiddled

the act of whipping someone with a fiddle whilst taking in a bath in mac donalds chips.

'hey man what did you an ur bitch do last night'
'i mc fiddled her didnt I'
'ahhhhh wickie wickie freestyle pal'

by Trite June 10, 2008

fiddle dee dee

Synonym for "Fuck" used to conceal vulgarity in presence of children, etc.

(After stubbing toe, etc) "Argh! F.. (Notices children in vicinity) F... Fiddle Dee Dee!

by Dam Helder November 3, 2007

coal dust on the fiddle

Old-timey name for having an STD

Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.

by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017

World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

fiddle dick

1)an indescribable somewhat instramental-shape to ones penis usually pertaining to an asian.

2)a nickname for the coolest asian in the world

1)-OMG, i slept with wong-ti the other night, and that mother fucker had a fiddle dick!
-ew.

2)-"fiddle dick!!"
-"who is that"
-"only the coolest asian alive; Daniel Field. duh"

by asian's mama August 7, 2009

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

piddle my fiddle

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016