A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
Get the Future-ismmug. a disorder when you get so drunk...like drunk to the point of no return and you start doing/saying outlandish and ignorant things, mostly in a public setting. People look at you and they are blessed not to be you. You soon become a model of how not to live your life. You are the laughing stock of the bar or party, but more importantly, you are inevitably, “that guy.”
Damn bro I was busted up at the party last night, but Jason had a case of that guy-ism. He threw a punch at Eric, cussed out a chick and pissed our loveseat.
by Smothered Beef & Onions November 9, 2020
Get the That Guy-ismmug. noun - an idiom used in a declarative statement which is true - but only from a certain point of view.
Kenobi-isms are often used when attempting to make complex issues seem simple, or trying to prove a point with statistical data - this makes them a favourite of politicians, religious leaders, and high-school science teachers.
The name Kenobi-ism refers to the Star Wars character Obiwan Kenobi and a plot-critical statement that he makes to a young Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope:
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."
Luke eventually discovers the truth about his father and (2 movies later) confronts Obiwan accusing him of lying, to which Obiwan replies:
"So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view. ... Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
Kenobi-isms are often used when attempting to make complex issues seem simple, or trying to prove a point with statistical data - this makes them a favourite of politicians, religious leaders, and high-school science teachers.
The name Kenobi-ism refers to the Star Wars character Obiwan Kenobi and a plot-critical statement that he makes to a young Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope:
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."
Luke eventually discovers the truth about his father and (2 movies later) confronts Obiwan accusing him of lying, to which Obiwan replies:
"So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view. ... Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
"I'm afraid that the Health Secretary is using a blatant Kenobi-ism there... Whilst it's true to say that the government spent more on public health this year than ever before, in real terms - accounting for inflation - this amount is 10% less than was spent 5 years ago."
by darbs-darby-darbs October 17, 2022
Get the Kenobi-ismmug. When a man notices a trait or action displayed by his significant other which strongly resembles characteristics similar to those of his mother-in-law.
Baby stop making those animal noises, I’m not enjoying that Libby-ism.
Her-Daniel what time did you book the table?
Him-8pm
Her- well make sure you’re ready at 6, we don’t want to be late.
Him- it’s three blocks away
Her- I don’t want to risk being late
Him- not another Libby-ism
Her-Daniel what time did you book the table?
Him-8pm
Her- well make sure you’re ready at 6, we don’t want to be late.
Him- it’s three blocks away
Her- I don’t want to risk being late
Him- not another Libby-ism
by DanNJess July 13, 2021
Get the Libby-ismmug. the continuous practice of introverted geniuses that always claim to know nothing and be clueless while consistently claiming glory as the top performer on any academic exam
*Before Test*
Pete: How do you feel about the upcoming midterm?
Irene: I don’t know anything I’m terrified I’m going to fail
Pete: You always say that and get the top score
Irene: Nah nah nah I actually know nothing I’ll get the worst score
*After Test*
Pete: So how’d that exam go for you?
Irene: I did ok
Pete: Oh how’d it go? I got a 82 so I’m pretty happy
Irene: Just a 96
Pete: *sighs* …. the top score? ugh classic irene-ism
Pete: How do you feel about the upcoming midterm?
Irene: I don’t know anything I’m terrified I’m going to fail
Pete: You always say that and get the top score
Irene: Nah nah nah I actually know nothing I’ll get the worst score
*After Test*
Pete: So how’d that exam go for you?
Irene: I did ok
Pete: Oh how’d it go? I got a 82 so I’m pretty happy
Irene: Just a 96
Pete: *sighs* …. the top score? ugh classic irene-ism
by keshmaster April 25, 2022
Get the irene-ismmug. A logical fallacy where claiming something is an "ism" (i.e. racism or sexism, etc) because a person(A) is part of a specific group and not because of specific comments or actions from person(B) towards that person(A).
Related to both "appeal to emotion" and "ad hominem" logical fallacies: By claiming "ism" one party appears as the victim (thus appealing to emotion) while smearing the other party negatively as racist, or sexist, or other (thus an ad hominem attack).
Related to both "appeal to emotion" and "ad hominem" logical fallacies: By claiming "ism" one party appears as the victim (thus appealing to emotion) while smearing the other party negatively as racist, or sexist, or other (thus an ad hominem attack).
Jane: "Donald Trump interrupting Hillary Clinton during the debate is a sign of sexism."
Dan: "Why?"
Jane: "Well, because she's a woman."
Dan: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Jane."
Greg: "Obama's healthcare plan hasn't worked out too well for him."
Steven: "That's racist!"
Greg: "Why?"
Steven: "Because Obama is black!"
Greg: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Steven."
Dan: "Why?"
Jane: "Well, because she's a woman."
Dan: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Jane."
Greg: "Obama's healthcare plan hasn't worked out too well for him."
Steven: "That's racist!"
Greg: "Why?"
Steven: "Because Obama is black!"
Greg: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Steven."
by Murderton October 31, 2016
Get the Preemptive-"ism"mug. My sister said “since were going to Washington State, will we see the White House?”
She just said a Stephanie-ism
She just said a Stephanie-ism
by Stephanism December 24, 2020
Get the Stephanie-ismmug.