weapon of math instruction

The term, 'Weapon of mass destruction' repeated by a person with a speech impediment.

Thay, did you hear a weapon of math instruction was found in Iraq?

by Harry Balsac February 25, 2004

instrumentation

describes the control, maintainence, and design of any process. an instrument (in context) is defined as any device that can send, receive, or change a signal (electric, pneumatic, etc.) to, from, or for another device. instrumentation is a noun, it is used to mean the scientific practice of automation or the infinite set of devices called instruments. common instrumentation is/are valves, thermometers, pressure indicators (barometer), actuators, wrenches, anything with any precision and/or accuracy. instrumentation is also the practice of calibration, control, design, electric hookup, programming, and even pipe fitting.

sue: "hey, John, look at that expensive instrumentation."
john: "i'm so turned on right now."

or

boss: "you have a degree in instrumentation, I need you to design the calibration parameters for that transmitter."

by strider2112 March 12, 2009

Embry Riddle Flight Instructor

A poor, pathetic breed of person that only holds his or her job in order to build flight time for hopes of obtaining a future airline job in order to be lazy as hell and still make a lot of money.

They are often deceitful and take full advantage of students by overcharging them or using them to fit their schedule while only teaching them the bare minimum. This type of person is easily recognized by an over inflated ego and stripes on each shoulder to fake that they actually fly a significant aircraft.

Jaime is a little bleached brunette, pimpette embry riddle flight instructor who lies to her students and uses them to fit her time and financial needs while faking that she actually cares about them.

by Michael Mattina April 21, 2006

Introduction

The part of a chapter that would better be under the title 'Bullshit'

Introduction:

The convection Heat transfer process can be divided into two broad categories (a) when the flow is generated due to an external forcing agent, such as a fan, pump, natural breeze, forced breeze, generated breeze, motion of a heated object, and (b) when the fluid motion arises simply because of density differences caused by temperature differences in a body force field, such as gravity... zzz... zzz...

by 42 is the answer November 26, 2010

Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).

Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.

by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010

Line Dance Instructor/Whore

This applies to any skanky girl who lives in a city who thinks she is "country". She may have a bit more rythm than her non instructor counterparts. Her main purpose in life is to mooch free crappy beer off guys who have girlfriends or wives. Also an evil temptress.

The Line Dance Instructor/Whore slept with five guys tonight.

by JoJo77 November 25, 2009

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010