Cosmic Injustice

An injustice of cosmic proportions.

It's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a goldfish can live up to 30 years and a dog only up to 15.

by maynors September 15, 2014

Industrial Grandma

A disgruntled person (generally a musician) within the electro/industrial scene who complains vociferously about their distaste for the music, people and ethos of 'the scene' but only attends electro/industrial show or clubs, or (in the case of musicians) only targets their music at that audience.

Industrial Grandma: "God I hate industrial music. The scene is dead, man."
General Fan: "So you're not coming to the CombiChrist show next week?"
Industrial Grandma: "Nah i'll be there, but I still hate the scene."

by IndustrialGrandma01 February 9, 2013

industrural

Those areas between cities and rural areas populated by factories and businesses dedicated to creating obscure products from toxic raw components

Yeah, our house is kind of industrural. It's almost in the country, but it's next to a factory that makes dog food that cannot be sold in the lower 48.

by km7 February 23, 2013

Industrial Dyson

Someone who sucks majorly at a task, thus likening themselves to an industrial dyson.

me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk

by carpetdoctor August 21, 2013

Industrial Penis

Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying

"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"

by wreckedflame July 19, 2016

Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018

Industrial Reformation

The hypothetical global reform that will eliminate unnecessary and detrimental regulations or practices that big industries get away with all the time.

The Industrial Reformation is an inevitable event that will take place in the next several decades.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg October 31, 2021