InFucktion

When you can't stop thinking about how good someone fucked you in the past.

Example: I'm sorry but can't focus on my work because I got a serious infucktion going at the moment. Hopefully the Peniscillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or I may have to go Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify and finally get rid of this addicktion.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"

That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.

by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009

Butox injection

A terrible Botox job resulting in a less than pleasant result.

"Wow did you get Butox injections, cause your face looks like arse"

by NicoMcSteamer March 2, 2009

hot protein injection

Male cum swallowed by a woman

I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).

Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.

by Larryboston November 27, 2011

Yeast infection

For actual definition look up in encyclopedia.

Meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not sexually transmittable.

ANY YEAST INFECTION is transmittable by touch, especcially sexual. Yeast produces spores. And spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. So yeah,
Don't have sex with people when they are yeast infected.
You'll be sorry...

"You know she had a yeast infection ? And you had sex anyway ?"
"Sure, I bathe, so I thought it wouldn't affect me.."

"Omfg, that asshole gave me a yeast infection.."
"Are you sure it ain't anything else ?"

Wear rubbers !!

by UmmNotMe March 29, 2011

Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose)

When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears

'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

rectum injection objector

Someone who disagrees to anal sex.

My father disaproves of gay marriage, because he is a rectum injection objector.

by Tiger at Alcovy December 10, 2006