Shopping minute

Unit of time used by a woman when she calls for "just a minute". A shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.

Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.
W : Honey, it will be just a minute.
M : Yeah, sure. A shopping minute, I guess !?
by Bluesbuster7 September 08, 2010
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women be shopping

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
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Outlet Shopping

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".
"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."
by Uncle Des June 27, 2009
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talking shop

talking about work outside of work
I met Jane from the office last night to catch up on the gossip but we ended up just talking shop
by Evanna June 26, 2007
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pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!
by HassK June 26, 2007
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Ditch shop

A person who goes to the mall or other shopping facility with a group of people and browses to the point where they are no longer within the group, and therefore now shopping alone.
When shopping at Love Coulture, my sister decided to ditch shop my cousin and I.
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shop the jobsite

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.
by Worldhead December 04, 2009
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