mush

the circumcised head of a male penis. hilarious because it looks like a mushroom
Andrew: I just shaved my pubic hair and now my mush stands out!
by bilnij November 10, 2010
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mush

This Person Is A sarcastic And cocky twat, all though can be funny, it gets boring and usually goes to far evan if you are close to him. He also has sore spots and will have a childish " mush " on you. This person will be there for you...but most of the time be a pain in the arse. A huge hypocrite!

by do one December 17, 2007
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Mush Caca

I went home with Tim, but nothing happened, he had a bad case of mush caca.
by cliffj October 09, 2013
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Darf Mush

1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.
You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!
by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011
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dirty mush

When one places a whole chickpea into the anal cavity and their significant other tries to retrieve it using his penis but accidentally inserts it, henceforth creating, 'bummus'.
I used to love chickpeas until i saw a dirty mush in action. (She also eats soup with her hands.)
by GRUBPLATE June 28, 2020
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reverse-mush

noun:
Person who restores good luck in the presence of a mush, or person who brings bad luck.

verb:
To reverse the bad luck of a mush by acting in the opposite way.
To not accept the truths or corollary truths proposed by a mush.
noun:
Even after the mush entered the room, the house of cards remained in tact, likely due to the presence of the reverse mush.

verb:
The mush attempted to ruin my luck by prematurely offering congratulations before the game was officially over. I did not accept his congratulations and continued to play as if I was not in the lead, thus reverse-mushing his effect.
by Jahvid September 27, 2011
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mush dick

a dick that never seems fully erect no matter what you try
Eddie has mush dick. It never gets like a rock"
by Civicchick November 08, 2013
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