A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.
DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
by Aquaris April 28, 2013
the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 08, 2011
Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.
by Luis Levy May 20, 2008
An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.
Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.
by Sir droski420 September 08, 2018
Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.
by Dangerous Larry December 05, 2007
Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.
"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."
by Scarecrow7 January 05, 2008
When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready
Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard
by mrpiffington7 October 03, 2015