Blake

Blake is always annoyingly smart. He doesn’t talk a lot but always gets the BEST grades. His parents are usually rich but he doesn’t flex it because he’s humble. He always hangs around with the person everybody hates (usually a Sam) but that doesn’t matter because no one else talks to the Blake anyway!

“Blake what did you get in your exam?”
“1000000000%”
“Ok”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

Blake

nice guy, usually just wants to get in your pants though, uses you for stuff and the ghosts you.

josie: blake hasn’t talked to me since we’ve chilled
peyton: that’s cause he’s a blake, dick and dash

by smaema December 06, 2017

Blaked

To be told your doing a great job at work for months only to be fired out of the blue for no reason.

He was doing a great job at work and then our troll manager just blaked him for no reason

by Satchofthemoe April 17, 2018

Blaked

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.

Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.

by Tbheadmaster November 16, 2017

Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

by The Norwaig December 03, 2015

Blaking

The act of joining the flat earth society

Person 1: hey person 2 are you blaking right now?

Person 2: yes i am, the flat earth society just accepted my request

by garyvaden December 26, 2015

Blaked

When someone gets fired from their job and walked out by the police after calling the boss a cocksucker.

When he came in he got blaked. Josh called the cops and he was gone.

by capt. jr April 27, 2009