cave jerk

when one masturbates with his/her arm under one leg whilst making caveman noises

*knock knock*
"What's all that strange grunting?"

"wtf?!? I'm cave jerking in here!"

by ohmschode January 12, 2009

Cave-gyrling

first shave of spring after a winters worth of not shaving and looking like a damn cave girl. hairy bush all grown out and crazy. Leg hair so long you could corn row it.

wow! I had to blow through 3 match threes to see my vajaja again after a winter of cave-gyrling it!

by Southphillychick March 11, 2015

Cave Carrot

A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.

"There's something brown on my cave carrot"

by Rory Thomas May 25, 2023

gut cave

'Gut cave' is a woman's vagina.

Hey Bob, check out this gut cave on this chick in Hustler.

by Dyspareunia March 4, 2009

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

vapor cave

Exhaling a fat cloud of vapor from an electronic cigarette into a partner's anal cavity during sex.

Randy took a long drag from his vape, pursed his lips against Veronica's anus, and gave her a vapor cave to remember.

by FatClouds4Life January 8, 2020

Bate cave

A room or bedroom that is used primarily for masturbating.

After an unsuccessful night out he went directly to the bate cave to relieve some built up tension.

by Wizalker February 12, 2009