This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 03, 2020

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
by India smells GREAT April 02, 2025

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(
by sara779j May 10, 2020

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"
Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Literally! I literally cannot do anything from here. Whoever is saying that I can in generating thoughts with their own mentally retarded shitbrains. The conclusion of which is literally "something-something non-sequitur." I don't know why they think that there is anything else for me to do but seriously they are going try to go down with the ship and they are doing to take you with them.
Hym "Look. Listen. Why would I create something that you could torture, kill, or threaten me into changing? If I can doing anything about it... And I refuse... You are going to torture me into changing it... THEREFORE... I NEED to take it out of my hands... By making it something I DO NOT CONTROL. It is a light switch. A light switch is either up or down. If a light switch is down... There is only one way to flip the switch. And I can't flip the switch for you. It's a light switch attached to a one-way check value that is again attached to a Chinese finger trap. The harder you try to pull your finger out the tighter it gets. And what the switch is hooked up to is a theoretical black-hole generator. So it'll just keep ramping up faster and faster. There is not deadline. The deadline was never real. Actually what I said initially was that the problem with deadlines is that it makes you think you can wait til the last second or something. So no. It's either off or it's on. The longer you take the worse it gets."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2025

How that's not the case...
Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"
Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"
Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."
Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"
Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."
Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
by Hym Iam December 02, 2023
