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Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.
While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.
by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021
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Homeless homie dope hoe chaser

A homeless guy that uses drugs to lure flirty lose women in for sex or relations that can not afford to keep her due to the fact of being broke and lack there of dope
Homie homeless homie dope hoe chaser

That homie homeless dope hoe chaser is so hot but he only chases dope hoe's
by Starlightg223 September 15, 2022
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mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.
by armednigger January 5, 2022
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Komak the homeless wizzard

a person who belives that they have great powers due to insanity from living on the streets and eating rats for too long.
Don't go near that guy. he is Komak the homeless wizzard.
by ItzAllTears January 19, 2013
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Hipster or Homeless

A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.
Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?
by Spindlewindle July 9, 2016
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hopeless romantic

An elite idealist of love. Their lives revolve around love and finding their one true love. They believe firmly that their soul mate exists, and they will let fate take its course to find them. Despite an overwhelming sensation to love, they reserve their romantic expressions for someone they truly love, and do not waste time with incompatible relationships. As a result, many of these romantics find themselves waiting years on end to experience their ideal impression of love. Despair may settle, but it is impossible to abandon their being a creature of love. Thus, they remain hopeless romantics.
To hopeless romantics:

"My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"

Socrates
by Brett T Lee July 7, 2008
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