While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
Get the Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Eventmug. While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
Get the Traffic Light Event Horizonmug. by Falcore Fox November 21, 2020
Get the Gordular Horizonmug. A death core band that I, honestly, couldn’t give two shits about either way. They’re good, but I’ve only ever listened to two of their songs.
I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.
I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.
Me: *Singing silently* nobody cares if I’m dead or alive, oh what a wonderful liiife.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.
by KingKrispy47 March 3, 2020
Get the Bring Me The Horizonmug. by Interius July 16, 2021
Get the Dust Horizonmug. The Horizon Matrix philosophy is a personal growth and well-being approach that involves exploring and incorporating teachings and practices from various spiritual and philosophical traditions to create harmony and balance in one's life. It involves self-exploration, personal development, and cultivating mindfulness and contentment. It involves being open to learning and changing in order to achieve fulfilment and involves a holistic approach that includes both inner exploration and outer action.
What do you believe in?
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.
Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.
Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.
by sor333 December 19, 2022
Get the The Horizon Matrixmug. by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010
Get the Event Horizonmug.