Horizon Realty

A force of nature that causes all things to fail.

Example a: I was totally going to be on time for work, but Horizon Realty made me drive into a tree.

Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”

by subieguy July 30, 2009

Getting Horizonned

To get scammed out of a large amount of money for a major investment (for example: a college course, driving school).

John: "Dude, we payed like 2000 euros to follow a course in IT system management and they don't ever teach us anything!"

Joe: "Shit dude... Sounds like we were getting horizonned out of our money when paying for this course!"

by KapiteinKoek March 05, 2019

vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

by von groovy June 26, 2024

Now, bring me that horizon.

A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.

(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?

by 7568ino November 02, 2023

The edge horizon

The point in edging, or in other stimulation, activities where orgasm becomes unavoidable.

Fuck. I passed the edge horizon and now I know im going to have to clean up.

by VigorousSplash April 25, 2024

Horizon

Well, which is it?

Hym "Right, so if we can't see beyond the horizon then is the universe moving or not? Because the horizon is moving and that's what we see when we reference the expansion of the universe but that's not 'the 'universe expanding' so much as it is 'The things withing the universe scattering in all directions.' If the universe is infinite then how do we know whether or not it's moving? I mean, if space and time aren't separate then for time to move forward space-time has to move right? They both have to move for one or the other to move. Right? Which would mean that there has to be an edge... Right? Because if space-time wasn't moving, time would stop and because it hasn't stopped it must be moving. If it's moving then there has to be a place where spacetime ISN'T for the space-time to move into... Right? I don't see how that's not right..."

by Hym Iam March 06, 2023

Horizon player

Someone who smells like corn chips and Mountain Dew and tries way to hard

“Man that guy is a real horizon player he needs to take a break”

by Horizon player 101 September 13, 2022