hick gorilla

Can be male or female, has low moral, bad hygiene, and lacks both fashion and common sense.

Hick gorilla don’t listen to anyone.
Hick gorilla likes his smelly cloths and rotton teeth

hick gorilla by hick gorilla hater 95 April 6, 2008

Hick Flick 

A hick flick is like a chick flick except the target audience is retarded mountain-folk with four first names that will believe anything is possible if it's accompanied by enough explosions and loud sounds.

Most commonly, hick flicks are crappy, over-hyped action movies that have no bearing on reality. They feature the kind of stunts and effects that even a sixth grader can tell are completely implausible, if not straight impossible. The same sixth grader can tell that the acting and writing is completely sub-standard even for a cheesy movie.

Billy Jo Jim Bob: "Dude! Fast and the Furious was the best movie of all time!"

Sixth grader: "No it wasn't. It was a stupid hick flick."

Billy Jo Jim Bob: "No way man, they jumped a semi with a GTO!"

Sixth grader: "That's what I'm talking about..."

Hick Flick by BalderHash June 13, 2011

Hick-Hop 

Made popular by Cowboy Troy aka Troy Coleman. Blending aspects of country music, rap music, and rock`n`roll.

Also see: "Hick Hop"
Also see: Hick Hop

Rap Fan: I didn't think there was any good country music out there until I heard Hick-Hop.

Country Fan: I never listened to rap music until Hick-Hop.

Hick-Hop by angel carter April 27, 2005

hick from the sticks 

Nickname for Packers wide receiver Jordy Nelson

The "hick from the sticks" got his nickname from where he grew up, Riley County, Kansas.

hick from the sticks by wowzersmcgruff December 8, 2011

Hick Spick 

A resident of a southern state who has a deep southern accent and constantly attempts to speak Spanish.

Chris Hayes is taking Spanish class this semester. He is now officially a hick spick.

Hick Spick by Steven James Bradley January 17, 2008

Hick Tan 

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt.

Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

Hick Tan by burkeri September 10, 2011

Hick-thick

Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.

Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.

Hick-thick by FlyerDave October 21, 2017