hetero

The disgusting act of inserting a penis into a vagina.

man i just had some great hetero sex.
That's so hetero.

by atensinferno April 11, 2009

heterobisexual

A person who is confused about their sexuality. They think they are gay, bisexual and straight. It can also be used for someone in between gay and bisexual, and also straight and bisexual.

Johnny: Hey bobby, I think im gay, but I love girls and I know Im not bi.

Bobby: Dood, your heterobisexual!

by squirrelccr April 21, 2010

heterocurious

A homosexual with a nagging interest in switching back to straight-hood. At this juncture in their life, the individual is approximately 60% gay, 40% straight.

Did you see Big Gay Bruce check out the rack on that waitress? I'm worried he's heterocurious.

by Whitmore & Roth January 20, 2011

Heteroflexible

A person who identifies as heterosexual except when they have thier mouth on the genitailia of a member of the same sex.

His true sexual attraction is to women but on occasion, when he finds a cock in his mouth, he's heteroflexible.

by Ms. Natasja August 7, 2003

heteroflexible

someone who does not consider themselves bisexual because they do not date people of both sexes but still thinks people from both sexes are attractive and may or may not engage in sexual activities with said person

jane:i made out with that chick in bio last night

hannah:whoa i didnt know you were bi

jane: im not im heteroflexible

by anotherboredchickonline November 21, 2009

hetero

something/someone to be avoided, chastised, criticized, and/or mocked.

tv is so hetero these days, it's completely worthless.

by thatkid March 29, 2005

No Hetero

Background: When people call something or someone "So Gay", they are often considered to be covering up their own latened homosexuality. These people also do gay things and then claim "No homo", making it ok.

By this reckoning, one can assume that if a person were to call things "So Straight" all the time, they are merely reinforcing their own heterosexuality. Hence the term "No Hetero"

Frank: Hey, hows it going Steve? *slaps steve's ass*
Steve: I'm pretty good man. *slaps back*
Frank: Hey! No hetero!
Steve: Yeah man. No hetero.

by ColourOfJazzee May 1, 2009