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bologna hatch

by la land down under August 18, 2012
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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, The Haunt being a close second. The official game has a <30% like rating and apparently Roblox used generative AI to make the eggs. Even Carl the NPC mentions how bad it is and his game is actually in the event. Yes, games in the event are hating on the event because of how bad it is.

The event just proves that
1. Roblox don't play the games on their platform
2. Roblox support AI
3. Roblox love to glaze Sprunki apparently
Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" for an egg! What the actual shit??
Another Roblox player: I know, right?? The Hatch is absolutely terrible!!
Another Roblox player: Hey, at least there are some actually decent games, like Work At A Pizza Place and NDS.
Another Roblox player: Nah yall are sleeping on Sprunki Killer
by anonymous July 5, 2025
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Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.
Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013
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slut hatch

The hatch in a taxi between the driver and passenger through which a woman can be placed for creative intercourse
“Put me through the slut hatch” - Rebecca More
by The_boot March 4, 2021
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Dirty Hatch

When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
by Itsdh February 1, 2019
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Lover's Hatch

/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.
Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!
by Mferreira December 12, 2020
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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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