Harvest Hangs

An alternative to "Thanksgiving" where you and your chosen family cultivate feelings of gratitude, connectedness, and community.

This gathering has nothing to do with the harm brought about by the North American pilgrimage, whitewashing, genocide, or the "May Flower." Generally takes place, but is not limited to, the latter portion of November.

This weekend, my friends and I are engaging in Harvest Hangs.

by Muse of Poison Ivy November 24, 2021

combine harvester

a man who shags everything he sees

Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester

by grannyhandler88 November 2, 2020

Inheritance Harvesting

Helping your elderly relatives pass to the other side for profit.

“Lisa’s trust fund ran out so she’s planned to enroll her mother in a cheap nursing home who are experts in Inheritance Harvesting.”

by Dexter Methoraphan May 24, 2020

metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.

Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....

by Knot u December 13, 2018

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration

Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath

by Donkey oak October 20, 2017

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012