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Harford County, Maryland

History:
Harford County was formed in 1773 from the eastern part of Baltimore County. It contains Tudor Hall, birthplace of Abraham Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth. Harford County also hosted the signers of the Bush Declaration, a precursor document to the American Revolution.

The county was named for Henry Harford (ca. 1759-1834), illegitimate son of Frederick Calvert, 6th Baron Baltimore. Harford was the last Proprietary Governor of Maryland, but did not inherit his father's title because of his illegitimacy.

Havre de Grace, an incorporated city in Harford County, was once under consideration to be the capital of the United States rather than Washington, D.C.. It was favored for its strategic location at the top of the Chesapeake Bay; this location would facilitate trade while being secure in time of war. Today, the waterways around Havre de Grace have been silted, one of the primary environmental issues of Harford County.
Geography:
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the county has a total area of 527 square miles (1,364 km²), of which, 440 square miles (1,140 km²) of it is land and 86 square miles (224 km²) of it (16.40%) is water.

The terrain rises in elevation and relief from south to north, with flat areas south of U.S. Route 40. The highest elevation, at 805 ft., is located near the Pennsylvania border in the county's northwestern corner. The lowest elevation is sea level along the Chesapeake Bay.
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Harfunus

The most awesome thing ever conceived. It radiates success and complete victory. Loves to destroy everyone.
Oh my god! Harfunus is destroying all of the children! He is so awesome, lets give him money!
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Schniefen Harfen

When a lady accidently rubs her boob on you in passing.
I was sitting next to her at her desk showing her how to use Outlook and all of a sudden she leaned over to pick up a pen and gave me a Schniefen Harfen. It was superb!
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No harm, no fowl.

“No Harm No Fowl” is the follow up to the detective series "In Harm's Way". This time, in what some cynics have called an “obvious network ploy to revamp interest in an ageing format”, we see Harm paired with a psychic chicken to solve crimes in a sleepy German town. Whilst the pilot notably featured TV’s John Nettles, this turned out to be the high-light of a somewhat lacklustre follow up to a novel first series. Rumours of a big-screen adaptation were dashed when it emerged that method actor Al (Alan) Pacino (set to play Harm) refused to work with the Adam Sandler (“the chicken") unless Sandler continuously ate chicken until he actually became a chicken. Alan was caught shouting “you are what you eat” at Sandler whilst repeatedly ‘clucking’ at the comic veteran. “It was a step too far” commented director Christopher Nolan. “I don’t even like chicken” said Sandler, and added “he was very close to my face, and his breath was not so pleasant - like onions, or some sort of dip, garlic mayo maybe”.
Did you see "No harm, no fowl.", this week, I think it's going to get cancelled.
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self harm

self harm is used by people to cope with emotional pain or stress or other things. it can turn into something obsessive or into an addiction. most people do not self harm for attention, but if they do please reach out to them too. harming yourself for attention isn’t a healthy or mentally well thing to do. also note that self harm isn’t only cutting oneself; it’s intentionally harming yourself in any way. from cutting to pulling out hair. if you’re concerned about someone bring it up, but in a cool/soft way.
self harm is an unhealthy coping mechanism

‘i used to harm myself, but i went to therapy and found some healthy ways to cope’

‘im concerned about … i think they may be harming themself’
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Hamfist

A derivation of "ham-fisted," an adjective meaning "clumsy," "heavy-handed," or "indelicate."

1. To thoroughly dominate, humiliate, or destroy. See example #1.

2. A literal "hamfist." When one wraps his own fist in ham. Fisting a human with a hamfist is optional but the implication is always there.
1. "Wow, the Patriots hamfisted the entire NFL until they lost to the Giants."

"Sit down and pick up a controller. Are you ready to get hamfisted?"
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HAMF

acronym for High Altitude Mega Fart. They can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. Known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. Believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high altitudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the anus than would occur at sea levels.
I need to get back home to sea level 'cause these HAMFs in Colorado are tearing a hole in my underwear.
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