rebecca hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff's 12-yr-old daughter who filmed him when he was so shitfaced it wasn't even funny!

i give props to rebecca hasselhoff for successfully hasselhoffing her dad on youtube.

by Carmina> June 12, 2007

hasselhoffing

v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.

The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.

by jojoker March 16, 2010

Death Himself

The reaper of souls, keeper of all secrets and a regular on ABS.

I Fear nothing but Death Himself.

by Death Himself June 6, 2004

Hasselhoffed

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

(Also see HasselAss) A bonde, republican girl who co-hosts "the view." She also has a brain the size of a peanut. She also get's her facts wrong., and should be fired from "the view".

Person A: God I really hate that girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Her facts aren't even right!

Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot

by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009

David Hasselhoff

Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.

Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.

by 3camman November 29, 2010

Hassel

A Hassel is very outgoing, super smart, and loves to party. When it gets around 2 a.m. she gets super strange. She enjoys hanging out with her friends, and she is usually the life of the party. All of her friends want her to be their sister, because she is already like one. All the guys want to date her, but she is only into guys who are smart and aren't perverted. Hassel's always pick her friends over any guy. A Hassel is just all around awesome, and everyone should have a Hassel.

Who should I invite to the party tomorrow?
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!

Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!

I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.

by Your Worst Nightmare........jk October 2, 2011