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Balloon Hammock 

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.
I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
Balloon Hammock by Boooooey November 6, 2011

banana hammock 

Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.
1)Damn, dude that pussy's poppin....literally.
2) do do di do do BANANA HAMMOCK
banana hammock by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009

hooter hammock 

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle
The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?
hooter hammock by Dignme1 March 10, 2009

cock hammock

cock hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large wang from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.
"glad i've got a cock hammock so my shit wont drag on the ground" -various
cock hammock by Beezleboss July 27, 2008

banana hammock 

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another
hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock
banana hammock by jack meoff January 12, 2007

Reverse Hammock 

Reverse cowgirl on a hammock
Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.
Reverse Hammock by Jurror September 28, 2009