Guylemma

(2nd alternate definition to guylemma)

Guy trying to please his SO fails regardless of what effort he puts forth. Fellow can't decide which direction to go because he's damned either way.

1.
Bob: Hey honey, look at the cute yoga jacket I got you from that new shop!
Betty: Umm, you said you'd be home early and you were shopping?!
Bob: But, but... ugh, what a guylemma. I was shopping for you!
Betty: What did you say?
Bob: Hrmph...

2.
Bob: Dude, hey, I'm not sure what yoga jacket to get my wife. I think she wears a larger size than this, but if I get her the XL, she'll think I think she's fat.
Dude: Whoa, quite a guylemma you're in there my brother. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

by chromedude July 23, 2010

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gaykeeper

bitches whose sexuality is their only personality and gatekeep being fruity.

"god, charlie is so boring, all they can talk about is how they're gay!"
"right, they're such a gaykeeper."

by grassdirt February 4, 2022

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Guke

The name that must be used for everyone named Luke

Luke... I’ll call you Guke

by Bigfathernicole October 22, 2019

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Guyeski

Someone who spends the majority of their days and nights Facebook stalking/creeping their family and friends. A true "Guyeski" is in his/her prime stalking hours late at night when the rest of the world is sleeping, or very early in the morning, getting their Facebook "fix" before they start their day. Facebook users should NEVER leave their statuses unattended for very long, for fear that a "Guyeski" will "like" it. Sometimes, "Guyeski's" are referred to as "BG's".

Did you see what Molly did on Facebook yesterday? She "liked" 37 of her friends statuses. That's got to be some kind of record. She really went "Guyeski" on the Facebook community.

by FearfulOfCreeps42 April 25, 2011

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