Gurt

Gurt is a term refering to someone that is gurt

Kevin: bro lets eat some yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Tspmobrr June 10, 2025

gurting

meme slang for when someone does something very smart, but also very dangerous.

comes from the "what they're doing is very smart but also very dangerous" meme. the name gurting comes from the yo-gurt pun. to put it simply:

person: yogurt

gurt: yo

Joe is gurting to get the huzz.

by yogurt the gurter April 15, 2025

gurting

To do something smart, but also very dangerous

"Yeah I knew this was happening, what your doing is smart, but also very dangerous. Your gurting right now"

by scrumpyducks April 13, 2025

gurt

ts guy so kevin and dont fw cracking fmbys

me: yogurt
gurt: sybau

by JerrySucksToes May 31, 2025

Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.

"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"

by maire August 16, 2021

Gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous

He’s gurting to get that girl’s number!

by ceoblauen April 22, 2025

Gurting

When you do something that’s very smart, but also very dangerous

me: yogurt
yo: who’s gurt
Gurt: sybau
sybau: what you are doing is smart, but it can also be very dangerous
you: Gurting

by beeeaaaaaaa April 14, 2025