grunt job

when you are on the toilet taking a shit, and a girl is giving you a blow job

"My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."

by Sparky88 December 18, 2006

Bling Grunt

Bling grunt is a grunt with a crown and a he is a cool dude

Bling Grunt the Grunt Bling

by Cancel Me November 3, 2021

man grunt

the "grunting" sound uttered by two men while engaged in an act of homosexual loveplay. this sound is easily recognizable during the ending Rugby match depicted in the film "Invictus".

Tom let out a low, rumbling man grunt as he thrusted himself deeper into Jerry.

by Randy Popabawa September 28, 2013

The Ultimate Grunt

The future ruler of the Universe. He will be worshiped by all.

All hail, The Ultimate Grunt. Ruler to all!!!!!!

by The Ultimate Grunt January 16, 2004

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Emo grunt

The voiced, gutteral grunt made by someone (typically a preteen child) used to express indignation, or frustration.

Whenever Christie's 11-year-old daughter doesn't get her way, she immediately emo grunts and stomps her foot, as though that's gonna change Christie's decision one bit. Well, sometimes it does.

by MatthiasFW January 18, 2009

grunt monkey

What a hooker is without all the makeup.

Take away her make-up and she looks like any regular grunt monkey

by finnsky April 28, 2007