greasy fart

1) Flatulence resulting from the ingestion of mass quantities of fast food and beer; 2) a cast member of Jersey Shore

I went to McDonald's with that greasy fart Snookie where we drank 40s from brown bags (the manager lets us, Snookie blows him for the privilege) as we wolfed down Big Macs; we both had greasy farts for three days.

by Rand_Ramblings June 2, 2011

greasy taco

Another name for vagina. A dirty one that leaves marks in the underwear. Sometimes stuff drips out the bottom and runs down your arm while you are eating.

That whore has been with so many people I bet she has a greasy taco.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

greasy side

trucker cb slang for the undercarriage of a motorized vehicle

there is a four wheeler in the ditch with the greasy side up

by a truck driver January 30, 2009

greasy bacon wiener

A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.

Wow, I've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener.

by xYaxisix December 9, 2011

greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012

Greasy mop

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.

Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?

by Golfwang January 20, 2014

Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014