gauchette

1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective)
2. a 19th century parisian method of drying one's hair by using a horse, a violin string and generous amounts of butter.

although the word is as old the method, "gauchette"'s adjevtive meaning got popularized by a group of 20-somethings in bavarian banlieus during the late 2000s

1. "sara, OMG, what you did to the snowman was just gauchette! i don't know if i approve, but it was certainly fun to watch."

2."just one second pierre, i have to finish mon gauchette, but then i'm ready to see the execution."

by damien wurst December 17, 2008

gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

Gooche Magnet

One who is attracted to the aroma or taste of anothers gooche.

You all are Gooche Magnets

by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010

Gouch Air Balloon

The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.

I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.

by Ehcko March 5, 2014

Gouch Shredder

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.

Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!

by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014

Gouch Gob

An action preformed during sexual intercourse when the male uses his tongue to draw a cartoon penis on the female's genitalia.

Olivia was given a gouch gob by a fudgerucker and she queefed right away .

by thebigolegrun July 11, 2016

Gouch Waterfall

When one's balls are sweaty enough to create a trickle flowing down the gouch and dripping right before reaching the butthole.

Damn homes...it's so muggy out here my gouch waterfall could fill up a pint glass.

That gouch waterfall I dealt with all day made these boxers smell rank as fuck.

by m@&cat September 30, 2016