Throat Gopher

Anyone who’s main mission to suck dick or is fixated on giving a person oral at the behest of another. A person who’s intent is to give only oral to another in request.

Oh girl a THROAT GOPHER, i call her up just to give me head.

by Yaboi City September 26, 2025

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

Tropical Gophers

A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.

I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2018

Gopher

One who gophs

Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard

by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018

Gopher Whistle

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.

On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!

by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022

big gopher

That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.

Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.

by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 6, 2021

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021