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Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.
1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
by pikamtn October 18, 2010
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shipper goggles

When you watch a TV show or read a book or watch a movie in which you ship two characters, and see their "moments" everywhere, whether they're together in canon or not.
The pilot of Merlin practically comes with Merthur shipper goggles.

I was reading the 6th Harry Potter book and my Drarry shipper goggles were on.

Whenever I watch Glee, I see Faberry through my shipper goggles.
by I really ship Drarry June 22, 2011
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Wife Goggles

A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009
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Halo Goggles

n. When you look at or hear something it autimaticly relates to something in halo.
Dude, i swore i just heard a plama gernade throwin, but it was just a seagull

Whoa, i though i just saw a covenent ghost ship, but it was just a purple car, i must have halo goggles on.

When a famous actor talks you reconize there voice as the name of the person the portray in halo.
by rent the master April 12, 2007
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Graduation Goggles

n. When one experiences nostalgia for the years of high school as graduation approaches.
I was totally looking forward to college, but when I stepped into the high school's hallway for the very last time, and I smelled the strange combo of burnt cafeteria food and textbooks, graduation goggles took over and I was reluctant to go through with the event.
by Stringcheese May 6, 2011
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Irie Goggles

"Irie Goggles" are any type of shades/sunglasses that will cover you're "irie" eyes when super baked or high.

Irie Goggles are generally used when in public places like the mall, grocery stores, and shops so its not obvious that you're Blasted!
Daaaam Brah, you got them irie eyes boyy..

For real? Heh, time for them irie goggles...
by JBuddah August 25, 2011
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Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
by shnummy August 1, 2012
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