The look that appears on an iphone users face when they attempt to do the once relatively quick and painless task of sending a text message with their phone.
Classic example of the iphone glare:
Person 1: What are you so angry about?
Person 2: I'm just trying to send a fucking text on my fucking iphone but my fat fucking fingers keep hitting the wrong fucking tiny fucking letter and then the stupid fucking predictive text really fucks me over.
Person 1: What are you so angry about?
Person 2: I'm just trying to send a fucking text on my fucking iphone but my fat fucking fingers keep hitting the wrong fucking tiny fucking letter and then the stupid fucking predictive text really fucks me over.
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no, that sounds glame
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The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."
"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"
"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"
"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"
by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013
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See also variations: Powdered Bronut and Browneye The Snowman
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Last Friday night, a bunch of guys met up on some green shag carpeting and had a circle jerk all over Mike's asshole. Toby added the coke and I enjoyed the best glazed bronut of my life!!!
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Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!
Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!
Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!
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