gerbil

a mindless scavenge with or without the intention of finding something. Usually in reference to pawing through one's bag of personal effects... the sounds of which resemble those of a nest building gerbil

Tweekers tend to carry oversized compartment bags as opposed to tiny useless purses. This allows them to accomodate their urge to gerbil ANYTIME ANYPLACE!

by pinckfur September 7, 2008

Gerbil

A very young girl, usually 12 or younger. The opposite of a Cougar. Made famous by the 4/11/09 episode of SNL.

Geoff: Dude, those gerbils over there are totally checking you out!

Greg: Gross dude. Why are they letting gerbils in bars now?

by Grampa Farts Pants April 12, 2009

gerbil face

Person with fat cheeks like a gerbil, and messed up teeth.

Eww, Christine is a total gerbil face, just look at her teeth!

by 1412 January 15, 2008

Gerbil

The opposite of a Cougar, usually extremly underage in the situation, but extremly hot.

Two guys in a bar, a really young underage girl walks in.

Guy 1: Dude, check her out!!
Guy 2: Woah, she is... really young...
Guy 1: No duh, she is a major gerbil!!

by Oakieman May 26, 2009

Gerbils

The opposite of cougar.
This was made up by SNL.

"Watch out guys, they're Gerbils."
"What's a gerbil?"
"The opposite of a cougar."

by SnL13 April 11, 2009

gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt

"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"

by dan and steph April 16, 2007

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005