geostitute

A cross between a geologist and a prostitue. Someone who works in the field of geology but acts and dresses like a prostitue.

That new girl they hired is a geostitute.

by Tyra Gonsuron April 15, 2008

word gestapo

a merciless word police who comes up to you to give you a very hard time and give evil looks everytime you use words like "gay", "raped", or esp. "retarded". apparently these words are very offensive to this person although this person constantly uses other derogatory terms.

person: "katie...you are such a fucking gay retard!"
katie: "what!? what!?....what!?...what did you say?"
person: "fucking gay retard?"
katie: "retard!? that's offensive to people with mental disabilities!"
person: "uh...yea?"
katie: "you know what!? go fucking screw yourself you fucking cunt!...punk!"
person: "you're such a fucking word gestapo.."

by jon hu April 24, 2006

Gestapo

Refers to the Saxophone section in Florida A&M University's Marching Band known as the Marching '100' or "da 100". Also known as Soulful Saxes or S phi S

The Gestapo are bringing the heat on the band field!

by CrazyXTC April 27, 2006

Geistesgestört

a very crazy person

Somebody is Geistesgestörtwhen he isnt normal like the Hungarian in my class

by MR.ört52 December 2, 2021

Geesto

1. noun - One which contains great musical value; substance.

2. noun - Individual that is more adept to succeeding in social interaction with those of the opposite sex.

3. noun - A Bass Player of slightly more than adequate talent.

That track has the geesto in it!

You pulled out the geesto on her!

by administrador January 13, 2008

geitchz

A serious case of a swollen itchy gootch. Often painful, especially after sub-consciously scratching at it all night in your sleep. Treat with a topical cream, and leave it alone. Eventually, the itch will subside resulting in much shedding of dead choda skin.

Frank: "Dude, I got a really nasty case of the geitchz. I hope its not from that hooker I tea-bagged last night."

Tom: "Man, I told you to stay away from those $20 bitches. Quit picking at that shit, you're grossing me out."

by GasHuffer12 October 8, 2008

geostaching

Participating in geocaching while sporting a moustache, real or fake.

The intrepid explorers took their GPS devices and moustache wax as they tracked hidden items and went geostaching.

by MrHteacher November 18, 2011