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Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."
by Kabir101 November 26, 2010
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synyster gates

Hottest guitarist in the world, Synyster Gates. Snog him anywhere, anytime!
Synyster Gates plays guitar, I'd love to kid-nap him, and keep him as a hostage lover!
by Mandy Sifford August 3, 2006
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Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.
by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012
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2012 goatee

growing out your goatee (or other facial hair) until 2012. Whether for fun, style, laziness, or just 2012-ing it.
Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...

Ex 2:

Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???
by vicehpm January 14, 2010
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Third Gate

A gang full of pussy ass niggas who suck each other's toes and kiss each other goodnight.
by Nigerian Sex November 29, 2018
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Gatekeepers of Time

The same basic definition of a gatekeeper, except these control the time speech is made and not the speech itself. Time and space in a newspaper are similar. Therefor, gatekeepers of time can also be gatekeepers of space.
The television station not only gate keeps the information, but they are also the "gatekeepers of time." Or, the sales department at the radio station sells drive time at a rate I can not afford for my speech. Therefor, I must speak at a time not of my choosing.

In the case of the print medium, gatekeepers of space control "where" and "what size" my speech may take up, if any. Cost is also a factor in the space time equation of time/space gatekeeping.
by Bob F. Dowd April 26, 2010
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Gaten Matarazzo

Cutest and most amazing human being ever! Starred on Stranger Things (2016-present) and is literally the best actor on it!! He takes no shit from no one and despite having Cleidocranial Dysplasia, he still perserveres and never stops believing! Let this be a lesson to all of those who don't believe in yourselves, he has been turned down so many acting jobs, and yet he still tried and auditioned a lot.
I don't want to try anymore.

Don't give up! Be like Gaten Matarazzo and keep trying!
by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018
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