Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food
by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Gainesmug. by froggyboy2025 February 19, 2025
Get the Conner Gainesmug. by DoctorCaduceus May 16, 2023
Get the Gainmug. Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Jackin off = NO GAINSmug. That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
Get the Capital Gains Taxmug. by Kekkskcjcms February 12, 2017
Get the gain accountmug. A man that is a wild card of sorts. He is loving to all and can make a friend out of anyone. He tends to joke around a lot and takes nothing seriously. If you become his best friend, he will shower you in gifts and love to the point its dangerous for him. His love life is an up and down, amazing with sex but can't get into a relationship. He can sleep with almost any girl he wants, but can't get a girlfriend to save his life.
by IAMTHATNGGA April 10, 2023
Get the Gainemug.