bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.

That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.

bad goatee by Larry McDorchester April 29, 2008

goater

Someone who is or has been in a relationship with a goat, or a person who has multiple goats in his house

The mentally challenged man was a goater

goater by goat42 December 13, 2010

goatess 

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess

"What a goatess"

goatess by hindithug September 2, 2011

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> 

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

Groated 

Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.

I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.

Groated by TwistedPrincess February 20, 2011

Michigan Goatee 

While performing analingus, the receiver has a wet fart spreading fecal matter on the face of the one giving the rim, leaving a shitty goatee

michigan goatee, poop face, shit stain,

Michigan Goatee by jenturner10 August 21, 2008

Arabian Goatee 

The act of having having anothers genitalia cover ones eyes and having their (unwiped) fanny pressed in a subtle, yet erotic fashion against ones chin. Leaving a brown smudge, or a 'goatee'.


*Note
This is similar in method to Arabian Goggles, but is much more delicous.

Tom gave that ginger boy an Arabian Goatee as a lasting and delicous reminder of one hell of a night.

Arabian Goatee by Fudgepaker March 16, 2009